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π₯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐒𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 ([personal profile] oomfies) wrote in [personal profile] dodgeouttahell 2023-01-21 07:09 am (UTC)

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[ Who is Zagreus from LA Fitness? The icon behind the hashtag trending by the same name? The meathead gym bro with a pretty smile and an equally pretty sense of aesthetic? She adds a new row in her spreadsheet onto her phone, nails tapping every so often, just for him. 'Gymdude', she affectionately labels right beside the cell with his name. Who is the mystery man Ellen wants on her show?

Lottie has come to find out, and it's completely by coincidence! Honest!

Truthfully, Lottie's health is in shambles and she needs someone to get her ass in gear and work. And honestly, Meg's horny ass fiancΓ© was the one to give her the rec when Meg (Meg...) mentioned it offhand. 'Anything for my girls!' she said, after sliding the contact information into her DMs. It just so happens her interests (sizing up the competition, and getting fit for the #hotgirlsummer) have converged today, by some miracle of fate.

She's dressed gym appropriate, ambiguous enough to where no one's really sure if it's just to flex her own athleisure wear (Lottieβ„’ brand leggings and matching sports bra are today's pieces of choice, a jacket placed precariously on top to make it friendly for the public) or if she actually came to work out. Which is good! It's perfect. Lottie almost looks like she belongs when she lingers by the desk, taking curious little glances to the mirror opposite and around the gym. She isn't the only one here β€” it's packed. Zagreus' accidental fame has drawn a crowd, one she's actually had to fight with just to make this appointment.

She may have had an in, but that didn't mean she skipped waiting in line. What's worse is, he's well into a week of his infamy, of his follower count rising to levels near her own, and it's as stressful as it is aggravating. Every day she's watched those numbers and his engagement sky rocket, seen more and more of his content pop up in her for you page because the algorithmβ„’ and it's driving her crazy.

Probably just as crazy as she feels right now, remembering she's about to see the real thing in a few moments. She wonders if he's just as hot in person as he is online, honestly, which is both a fun and horrifying thought.

..Speaking of β€” don't mind Lottie going back to checking out her makeup, her lipstick because she's brought her fancy little coffee drink with her, in that big ol' mirror. Don't mind her being so focused on whether she looks nice for him that she doesn't notice him approaching behind her for her consultation, either! ]

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