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[personal profile] tiaraaction 2022-03-10 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the eve of her nineteenth birthday, Serenity does what she always does - she casts her eyes to Venus with all the innocence she can muster and begs her to take her to Earth. Not for Endymion, this time - though undoubtedly there will be a stop - but because there is news across the Moon's court, that Persephone has returned to her cousins pantheon. In Hades. Tongues are wagging all around, and soon she will be named heir apparent to her mothers own Kingdom, and she should know her distant family, shouldn't she?

She should make the effort to bring them together. Somehow, someway.

So they go to Greece, when the Moon's light is at its brightest, and she tiptoes her way to where the land meets the river Styx; where Charon waits, gloomy as usual in his blackened robes and skeletal face. If he is surprised by her, it's hard to say, but he lets her board, and then they wait, curiously, until she sees a figure run - stumble, and then crawl towards herself at the boat. ]


Ah - [she says, looking at Zagreus with her hands on the edge of the boat, peering over. ] I should have brought coins, or food!
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[personal profile] tiaraaction 2022-04-04 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Serenity, [she says, with only minimal awkwardness. Ordinarily she would curtesy, be more polite than she is right now. It's the excitement, perhaps. If Venus were here, she might remember herself a bit more. ]

I wasn't expecting company! Might I know your name too? [Now no one can scold her. She even sits as proper as one can, with her hands pressed together on her lap and the skirts of her dress folded very carefully from her feet. Truth be told she would rather have been hanging over the edge, looking to see if lost souls really do swim in the Styx. ]
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-01-21 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Who is Zagreus from LA Fitness? The icon behind the hashtag trending by the same name? The meathead gym bro with a pretty smile and an equally pretty sense of aesthetic? She adds a new row in her spreadsheet onto her phone, nails tapping every so often, just for him. 'Gymdude', she affectionately labels right beside the cell with his name. Who is the mystery man Ellen wants on her show?

Lottie has come to find out, and it's completely by coincidence! Honest!

Truthfully, Lottie's health is in shambles and she needs someone to get her ass in gear and work. And honestly, Meg's horny ass fiancΓ© was the one to give her the rec when Meg (Meg...) mentioned it offhand. 'Anything for my girls!' she said, after sliding the contact information into her DMs. It just so happens her interests (sizing up the competition, and getting fit for the #hotgirlsummer) have converged today, by some miracle of fate.

She's dressed gym appropriate, ambiguous enough to where no one's really sure if it's just to flex her own athleisure wear (Lottieβ„’ brand leggings and matching sports bra are today's pieces of choice, a jacket placed precariously on top to make it friendly for the public) or if she actually came to work out. Which is good! It's perfect. Lottie almost looks like she belongs when she lingers by the desk, taking curious little glances to the mirror opposite and around the gym. She isn't the only one here β€” it's packed. Zagreus' accidental fame has drawn a crowd, one she's actually had to fight with just to make this appointment.

She may have had an in, but that didn't mean she skipped waiting in line. What's worse is, he's well into a week of his infamy, of his follower count rising to levels near her own, and it's as stressful as it is aggravating. Every day she's watched those numbers and his engagement sky rocket, seen more and more of his content pop up in her for you page because the algorithmβ„’ and it's driving her crazy.

Probably just as crazy as she feels right now, remembering she's about to see the real thing in a few moments. She wonders if he's just as hot in person as he is online, honestly, which is both a fun and horrifying thought.

..Speaking of β€” don't mind Lottie going back to checking out her makeup, her lipstick because she's brought her fancy little coffee drink with her, in that big ol' mirror. Don't mind her being so focused on whether she looks nice for him that she doesn't notice him approaching behind her for her consultation, either! ]
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-01-23 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He steps into her reflection and she almost doesn't catch him, too distracted with curling a stray piece of hair on the top of her head. But then he talks, and she freezes β€” is hit with that same realization that the person she's seen on her screen is alive and breathing like she is and it's strange. Terrible? Because when she finally reminds herself to turn around and make eye contact, she sees that.. Dear god.

He really does look like that. ]


Yes! That's me. [ He doesn't touch up his face at all.. He's so pretty? What the hell? ] I'm sorry, I didn't even hear you coming.

[ She switches her drink to the other hand to offer him a handshake (not before patting her palm down at her thigh in a tizzy, because condensation!!). She doesn't typically do this β€” handshakes and hugs are strictly for meet and greets! β€” but she also typically doesn't go to the gym, either. Typically doesn't get consultations, and as casual as this feels with the way they're both dressed, this is still 'business'. Right? Right! ]

It is so great to meet you, too, Zagreus. Thanks for seeing me.

[ She smiles something bright and dazzling his way. ]

I've heard a ton of good things about you, so I'm pretty excited.
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-01-28 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ 'A pleasure', he says. The smile on her lips edge wider, feeling a small splurge of pride hit her at the successful interaction. She can't believe she was even worried about this β€” talking to people is easy, even if their voices are exceedingly (stupidly) pleasant to listen to, hair so stylishly messy that she has to wonder if he even had to try to look this cute. Even if he looks effortlessly great in gym clothes (god, even his shoes are nice), of all things, and wow is she jealous?! ]

Good things! Promise. I know a guy who knows a guy who was trained by you, [ Because Ashley would never submit himself to a trainer!! But he's connected enough in the gym circuit to clue her in on these details, ] said you 'changed his perspective on burpees'?

[ It's said casually, a touch of playful speckled in. Because it's a little absurd, a little intriguing. Especially to someone who doesn't ever work out, just eats enough to keep her figure contained, counts calories rather than reps. She follows after him all the while, stopping when he does as he tends to a chair and sets it out for her. It's a beat after he says please (wow, are his manners great, she could learn a thing or two?) that she nods, sits with a posture that's just pretty enough to be conscious, slouched enough to be casual. ]

Thanks! And, no thanks. [ Although after she says this she is hit with #regret β€” would she have looked like a better client if she did get it?! ] I was actually worried about whether the coffee was okay to bring, so I'm glad it worked out.
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-02-11 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Good! Good, she was ready to back out and immediately say 'nevermind' if he said it was a bad kind of surprise. She lets her lips spread into a soft smile, the only thing she can really give when she's simply relieved he understood what the heck she was saying. But then he's straight to business, leaning over just enough to allow her to relax into her seat.

A finger goes to tap at her cheek, ]


Um.. Mostly the first one? I've never been injured before. [ ..Now she's wondering if she should be injured by now. ] My back hurts all the time and my shoulders are stiff.. I get fatigued super easy. Like I'm lethargic? Stuff like that? I'm slow sometimes..

[ A pause, where she takes a moment to wonder if she's even explaining all this right, before hopping back in with: ]

Like, I eat healthy but I don't feel healthy? Does that make sense?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-02-16 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow.. Maybe there is a reason why this guy is so popular online (outside of the whole, you know, good looking thing). He seems like he really knows his stuff? And knows how to talk to people?? She feels mildly comforted by the way he assures her, so much that she doesn't bristle as much at the mention of a dietitian.

His other question, though.. ]


I do both of those things..?

[ It's said a little distractedly, as she's trying to peek over at what he's writing β€” even though she doesn't have to try and be sneaky about it. ]

I, um, mainly do my work on a computer so I sit in front of my laptop a lot. Sometimes on my bed, or at a coffee shop? Standing just depends on whether I have plans that day..
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-04-13 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's trying so hard to be subtle that she hardly even clues in to the fact Zagreus was the one who moved the notebook β€” predictably, she only sees the fact that she can read now. Lottie, at least, has the decency to look a little sheepish when she looks back up at him, taking advantage of his transparency by scooting closer so she can finish reading.

He asks her if she can touch the floor (after that very distracting display of his leg, it's kind of unfair how fit he is because he isn't doing anything but he is still flexing???) and, truthfully, Lottie is a second away from actually testing the theory out herself before she notices the minute shift in his expression. And then β€” she blinks at him, expression edging on a soft sort of surprised (her brows lifting up gently, doe eyes that much more exposed to him, the way her lips part). She's weirdly.. Touched?

Her mouth clamps shut, a hand going up to fiddle at a piece of hair framing her face. ]


Oh, I mean β€” I didn't think they were personal.. You're just doing your job, you know??

[ (She actually knows nothing about what his job entails to any degree other than: make sure her body isn't wacky.. But she believes the hype around Zagreus, even if he is Too Powerful Socially for it!) ]

I'm okay!! For now.. I can sign it later or something if I'm feeling like, weirdly worried about my need for [ Give her a moment to squint down at the paper, to allow herself a silly sort of smile because she is trying to make a joke, ] 'posture rehab'.